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Retarded blind frog

While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.
climax nut pussy retarded blind frog
by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009
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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
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Efrum the Retarded Rabbit

Efrum the retarded rabbit was peters great grandfathers idea but people preffered bugs bunny =/
by Battledonutt56 September 5, 2009
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Urbandictonary Retard

people on this website who post stupid or fake definitions. Usually ones that make them think they are smart or funny. Also ones including sexism and racism.
"This Urbandictonary retard thought everytime a girl puts more than one y it meant she liked a guy."
"Did you see that definition that urbandictonary retard posted? They thought african americans were the definition of black."
"That definition that urbandictonary retard posted did not make them seem funny or smart, just retarded."
by RealDefinitionsNoLie August 6, 2016
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retard card

when a person claims inability to stand trial for being "mentally ill"
person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward

person 2: disgusting
by sinsforeal May 14, 2016
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Retard Foot

A technique for the sport Hacky Sack in which involves one player shaking his foot in a violent manner to prevent the footbag from touching the ground.
by evilwar January 15, 2009
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social retard

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 2, 2014
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