Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

gas pump light bulb

When someone says something a little freaky!!

Are you gas pump light bulbing me rn??

by eisakuuuuuuuuu May 3, 2024

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.

I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in

by TortontoTim May 28, 2021

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018