Potatodom

The worship of The Great Potato and it's spud goodness.
Set up a spud/potato on a bedside table, usually next to your bed. Set up a candle taller than the spud, behind the potato. Another candle, shorter than the potato, in front of the spud. Light and just stare, if you hear someone coming near, stand at attention, and do the Adolf Hitler salute, only with a balled up fist. And once they have seen you, do the catholic trinity hand motion, but in a biiig circle, with the balled up fist.

Dude, the other day, i walked into my brothers room, man he's got a real case of Potatodom, that kid. Really an intelligent kid eh?

by Ender1992 December 24, 2007

potato queet

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.

"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."

by jonderson May 26, 2008

Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

potato

another word for a cheap gun silencer, featured in the movie South Central

Potato on the barrel keep quiet (shh)
Bobby Johnson - Que

by Dissident Aggressor January 22, 2015

Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.

Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend

by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer

Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

by Thatwhiteguystereotypical May 26, 2016

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016