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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
mugGet the Pool Noodlingmug.

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020
mugGet the noodle manmug.

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodlemug.

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020
mugGet the Cold Noodlemug.

Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜กโœจ๐Ÿจ by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ
by elliee75 July 22, 2020
mugGet the Gettelag (aka momma noodle)mug.

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton
by TheBest456 November 25, 2019
mugGet the Pot Noodlemug.

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.
Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!
by Chakra882 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Noodle Neckmug.

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