noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

noodle e o's

Word used by retards who can't pronounce anything.

JJ said noodle e o's because he's retarded!

by JshuaJames3 November 27, 2007

Noodle

A female who has the body shape of a Rigatoni that may be sleeping with your old bulk pick up trash that is possible losing his hair and probably can’t even spell Rigatoni.
see Bulk Pickup trash

"You know that skanky whore looks like a noodle...and she's sleeping with bulk pickup trash"

by ticleme February 28, 2009

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Noodle Cockadoodle

When a male see's a pleasant and arousing sight and their noodle becomes excited and goes crazy. And needs to tame the wild-ness of his excitement. Other wise will be left with blue balls. Which isnt nice for a female to do.

Joe: Dude check out that hot chick.
Boe: Yeah man her tits are fucking HUGE.
Joe: She sure as hell would make my Noodle Cockadoodle.
Boe: Effing ay

by Due Joe November 3, 2007