by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014
Get the corn nutsmug. Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also
by SimCouta March 10, 2011
Get the Slap of the nutmug. Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!
by The nut king November 4, 2019
Get the No nut twentymug. Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"
by Jessejames May 9, 2012
Get the Bloop Nutmug. male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.
Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
Get the nut oystermug. To ejaculate.
Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker April 23, 2014
Get the crack a nutmug. -dude do you now when brazil won the world cup?
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.
by j@nn August 16, 2015
Get the sport nutmug.