Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen
"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."
by dawaldg September 14, 2005
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Lake Erie Monster

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.
Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.
I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage
by emderr October 9, 2005
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one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
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hose monster

A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.
Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!
by perf August 27, 2003
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cock monster

Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.
That guy think's he's so great, he's such a Cock Monster.
by MissMila September 14, 2006
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Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks
"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."
by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011
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