A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Lake Erie Monstermug. The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.
by emderr October 9, 2005
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug. 1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
Get the one-eyed monstermug. by perf August 27, 2003
Get the hose monstermug. Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.
by MissMila September 14, 2006
Get the cock monstermug. "I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."
by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011
Get the Flamin' Hot Monstermug. A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)
by lift-ticket July 29, 2006
Get the 3 headed monstermug.