mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

by drive me to drink December 12, 2018

McDonatelly

A security guard with a wonky eye

I am a man I should be called McDonatelly

by I'mbaldskicolleton January 5, 2019

mcdodd

the perfered sandwich of lone dodd, has 20 fuckin pieces of bacon on a shitty mcdouble

“the dons kiosk menu doesnt allow for 20 pieces of bacon on the mcdodd, so you gotta ask for it at the counter”

by professordickweed January 13, 2019

McDonald gross

A McDonald gross is when you get all you can out of a car deal even if it means burying used cars. For example bump a trade 3 grand over average book or take a set of wheels and don’t credit used cars.

“He’s so upside down I can’t get him done. Someone must have McDonald grossed him”

by Justafan January 14, 2019

McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

McDumpster’s

McDumpster's: a restaurant chain created by some drunken Irishman, that thought scraping the bottoms of trash bins and calling it food anytime of the day, and eating it till he puked and passed out, thinking he must be dead when he had visions of Golden Arches

Little Johnny: I’m so miss understood!!

Police: put the Big Macs down, Johnny and we can talk about it!!

Little Johnny: its too late for me, I ate off the McDumpster’s breakfast menu earlier

by IAmSofaKingWeTarDid June 20, 2019

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019