Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 03, 2024

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 07, 2021

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 19, 2017

1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023