DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 01, 2022

Looked in the mirror

Looked in the mirror Sharp as a bullet god dam I love my mullet

Looked in the mirror= brainrot.

by Abisexualotter February 09, 2025

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.

“Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.

by auntie tammy January 31, 2024

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023