When you just finished fun times and post-nut clarity reminds you that your brother/sister pissed you off, so you beat the ever-loving shit out of them with the towel
Post-nut clarity hit me like a truck, so I pulled a "Dirty Logan" and beat the shit out of my sibling with the towel I used when "doing it" because they stole my cookies.
by StevenHawkingsPitCrew August 03, 2024
(verb): the act of being extremely annoyingly stupid and silly at the same time. often done by small blondes with a broken shoulder and no bitches
by heysugarpop November 14, 2022
by Yadot June 17, 2022
super swag and cool people who are in love, they hold hands and hug and kiss. they have sex sometimes. they buy each other pillow pets.
claire and logan are so cool fuckkkk
by edibletoenails December 14, 2021
hey look! it’s logan’s girlfriend, logan is such a lucky guy! she is so beautiful, funny, sweet, and smart
by gfsyhvgsr February 12, 2021
A good looking kid but he is a straight type fag, he think he cool cause everyone loves him but he ain’t cool
by 8—> December 06, 2017
A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 09, 2017