Bartholomew: dude check this shit out, fully working soap dispenser taken straight from the school bathroom
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit
by XXX_pussyslayer621xXX September 13, 2021

by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.
by CMOMO July 31, 2022

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 2, 2022

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015
