jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.

I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...

by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025

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Jordan

The country in Asia that is often mistaken for the shoes.

Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu

by A really big weirdo September 12, 2022

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Jordan

- A man who loves native girls
- Will always run to God when there's relationship problems and never another woman.
- Puts others needs before his own

Man I wish there was a Jordan on every rez

by Native dictionary November 16, 2019

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