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Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.
Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
by Likitit July 17, 2018
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gay aiken

Stimulating a man's anus with your spiky hair
Trish was devastated when she saw her fiancee giving the plumber a gay aiken. He wasn't the one who was supposed to be working on the pipes.
by Karla Frobe October 4, 2005
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Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay
"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."
by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019
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gay mark

Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)
There goes gay mark
by Marrgf June 26, 2016
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Gay Bae

A gay best friend, usually used by a female to describe her homosexual male BFF.
"Sorry, I already made dinner plans with my gay bae"
by Round The Way Girl July 19, 2016
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wing-gay

|wi ng- gā| noun.

A form of the popularized term "wing-man" used in social settings to aid in the procurement of sexual partners, preferably in bars and or clubs, in which you replace a straight man with a Homosexual man. wing-gays are superior to wing-men for the following reasons.

1. Wing-gays pick out superiorly attractive women as opposed to your average wing-man.

2. Wing-gays have better communication skills with women because of their common interests and because of their complete lack of sexual interest in women.

3. In case of a failure, a wing-gay will be there to offer sympathy fellatio.
I couldn't find any decent girls at the club last night, so I made my "wing-gay" give me some head!
by Kbeers December 9, 2011
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gay Cumdumpster

A gay man who's mission is to have unprotected anal sex with as many men as possible. He takes your cum inside his asshole.
Keith is suck a gay cumdumpster he took 12 loads last night. He lets it drip out into a jar and drinks it later.
by Cumdepsority March 2, 2022
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