frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

Verb

by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022

french bread pizza

the most delicious thing ever

a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Preinstallable June 1, 2020

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014

call that french toast

a term for toaster liking

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'

by hugosmind April 15, 2022

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss

Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021