vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

by seve88 June 11, 2011

Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

Egg E Boi

Egg E Boi

Egg E Boi

by WU 53N531 December 6, 2020

Creme Egg Technique

When you shove a Creme Egg up your significant others behind and then proceed to eat it afterwards.

Finley did the Creme Egg Technique on his boyfriend even though he doesn’t even like Creme Eggs.

by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019

Some egg in a hole

Classic joke, do you want some egg in a hole? Sounds like do you want smeg in a hole? Implying that, if you said yes, you want smeg in a hole.

Nick: Good morning David, you want some egg in a hole for breakfast?

David: Thanks Nick, sounds great I'll take some

Nick: *Unzips pants*

David: Oh I get it lol.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa September 7, 2019

raw egg whites

vaginal discharge, love slime, cooch slobber, twat snot

Wow, you're ready alright. There's like three raw egg whites here.

by Samuel Continuum July 19, 2017