Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job

Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots

by 4jh January 22, 2025

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Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025

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double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

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Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025

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The GTA 6 release date

The GTA 6 release date: It’s the modern-age version of a unicorn.

Example:
“The GTA 6 release date is the gaming addict’s version of chasing the dragon.”

Lee: Bruv, I can’t wait — GTA 6 is coming out soon.

Frank: Don’t be a muppet, bruv. We’ll be claiming our pensions before The GTA 6 release date .

Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

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