dead jealous

When someone is jealous of the attention someone is receiving posthumously.

I don't see why everyone thinks MJ was so special?

C'mon man! He was amazing! You're just dead jealous.

dead jealous by kernowtom November 27, 2010

Dead Cat Dirty 

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.

Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.

Dead Cat Dirty by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011

Dead guyed 

falling asleep during or after a social event in a drunken manner leading to a paralytic coma which will last from 8-10 hours

Zach: Where's Shnand?
Joey: SkinnyC14 said that he passed out in the backyard
Zach: Man, it sounds like he dead guyed. We wont be seeing him for the rest of the night.
Joey: Its all good i have a 5-hour!

Dead guyed by Mik3 Oxlong October 22, 2011

Dead Dictionary 

A Dictionary that has an obscene amount of redundant and useless words. It's definitions are questionable and lacks vital substance.

Urban dictionary is becoming a Dead Dictionary.

Dead Dictionary by Opinions September 30, 2012

Dead-Cat-Bitch 

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.

Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.

Dead-Cat-Bitch by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012

dead horse cliché 

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".

Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.

dead horse cliché by TheWriter May 19, 2013

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

dead girlfriend by donutcat January 8, 2016