milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort

Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.

milking the clam by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018

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bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.

Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.

bust her clam by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019

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Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

Slams your clam by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

Hooking the Clam by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020