A crum cake is a delicious desert consumed by a female off a males crum (hence the crum cake). Ideally the male decorates his crum in whip cream and chocolate along with any other interesting treats.
Eric- "Hey Finn, what did you and that girl do after dinner?"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"
by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009
One who has the juice. It could be used to refer to a man who has respect and credibility, or to a woman who is extremally fine "juicy".
by Gheyellah August 01, 2006
a little fat kid. a squish made for beatings. the victim of a bully. a bitch. a push over. matthew mecum.
by white chocolate pump June 15, 2008
A Synonym for newb... a person who sucks or acts like he is good in a video game, mostly used in first person shooters
by SynisterSilence July 31, 2009
by Xchienne1X <-- AIM s/n July 19, 2004
When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then when finished remove the condom slice off the top and disperse the seaman liberally all over her face.
by qwerty123456 April 10, 2006
The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010