Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Benji and Brandon

Benji and Brandon are the most amazing duo there soulmates they will struggle to find each other and may not like each other in the but will learn to love each other and will be the most amazing boyfriend or friends to each other

There not a relationship like Benji and Brandon

by Bxmonst@ March 9, 2023

Brandon Nelzi

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi

Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit

by Фщвбфгурабгйоубв April 6, 2023

Brandon

A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him

Brandon is a fucking retarted

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him

(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t

by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018