torta attack

When an over weight female (that typically is the care taker of her friends) trys to cock block a male from seducing her friend (which looks 10 times better than her).

Yo I tried to holler at shawty but her obese friend torta attacked me.

by Edsans69 February 1, 2023

heart attack

what people who constantly drink monster energy drink are going to have soon

Hey you, reading this! I know you're genuinely addicted to monster but please drink some water, I don't want you to get a heart attack. <3

by anonymous September 15, 2020

suck attack

When someone comes in to your house, sucks your dick, and calls you gay

My neighbor hit me with a suck attack, and now all my friends think I'm gay

by The Dick Unsucker October 7, 2021

Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

Gnome attack

When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes

I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively

by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022