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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.
Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
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Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.
That was a Mariya Joke.
by W . W February 8, 2024
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joke rattler

The one who dishes out (or rattles) one joke after another.
I like to be around him; he's a true joke rattler.
by Voytass September 26, 2014
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no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad
I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious
by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024
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Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.
Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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