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adam is the type of guy to have sex in a longos washroom while being high. But he is a great guy. he can put a smile on anyones face and he can make the room 10 times brighter. he has brown hair and brown eyes and is around 5'7. hes the type of guy who will make you laugh so hard you cry. find yourself an adam!
girl 1: omg look at him
girl 2: thats adam im pretty sure he had sex in a longos washroom
girl 1: who cares look at that smile thought :)
by thatstheteasisualreadyknow November 28, 2019
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Adam

Slovakian name of the god of sleep and palmers
We threw our palmers into the fire as an offering to Adam
by zmo2019 August 5, 2023
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Adam

A baddie with no friends but has a fatty
He loves me my name is Laiba all u other snakes keep ur pants on he’s mine back off slags.
Adam has my heart and I want him so bad, can’t wait to be sat on his willy haha hehe

He loves to role play
Laiba: omg Adam!
Adam: hey baby gorl I want you so bad

Laiba: god I love you
Adam: I love you more sugar plum ahaha hehe *looks at camera* ahah that was chill and I’m just a chill guy *looks back* come here kitten give daddy a kissy
by Adamsdirtyslut December 19, 2024
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adams avenue

A very good and VERY underrated rapper imo,
He makes aggressive/energetic tracks, and they all slap.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard Adams Avenue's music?
Person 2: Yeah, man. I love it!
by mc.ray March 28, 2022
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Adam and Eve

Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)
by YTR76 December 13, 2022
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Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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