book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.
Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?
by Fetty wherp February 23, 2016
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A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.
Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.
by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022
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Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.
The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.
by Clearwarning February 11, 2022
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Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.
"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 30, 2022
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A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”
Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.
by Numerati January 02, 2025
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jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 02, 2024
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