Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

Book

An ancient weapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.

Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).

by i b flossin January 24, 2019

Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.

That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.

by Giannii April 12, 2010

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.

I went to the library to check out some books to read.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019