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Short

Having a lack of sleep; as your spine elongates as you sleep, reversing the effects of gravity on your spine.
If you don't sleep enough your spine will have less time to stretch out and be more compressed when you wake up then if you slept a full length
"ya man I showed up short to that exam"
by Edward Shakespeare May 23, 2022
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Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
by BlackMeathammer June 12, 2018
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Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019
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Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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short

Short is 5’0 5’1 5’2 5’3 54 5’5 5’6
Yo bro ur so short😂
by d_daddy October 11, 2021
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Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
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Short Feather

Wow, she's such a short feather
by superchill12345 April 8, 2023
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