Canadian head day

You must give someone head on November 2nd 2022

Bro u gonna give head tomorrow? It’s Canadian head day!

by JimothyCricketTheThird October 31, 2022

Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025

Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016