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8.52 year old

Someone whose 8.52 is Quote on quote getting closer to their B DAY
When an 8.52 year old lands he goes to the hands
by The dancing nugget July 20, 2022
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Wasted Years

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.

2. Me and my ex
1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.

"Nah but I'll give it a listen"

"Nice Nice"

2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.
by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022
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The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.
The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.
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This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.
My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.
by LordJenal June 25, 2022
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Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
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1 year anniversary

the time of year you and your significant other you guys became a whole, my favorite day of you ask me, show them you love them and care for them, and don't forget the date!
them to each other-" happy 1 year anniversary!!!"
by haidbwkdyanakd ur mom.com August 31, 2022
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Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022
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