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child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.
"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."
by Cry_onis September 5, 2021
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Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.
*gasp* it's a child!
by Right-Brain April 13, 2020
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Childe

A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.
Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe
by Mimicatte November 23, 2021
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green child

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool
by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020
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heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
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Child

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023
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Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.
Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."
by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023
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