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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Tolerance Window

The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.
Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.

Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.

Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.
by Broozzay March 26, 2019
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Window shopping

When you’re in a relationship but you like or admire somebody else. You won’t do anything with the other person/people because your in a relationship.
Cindy:oh he’s cute
Faith:don’t you have a boyfriend?
Cindy: ummm....I’m just window shopping
by $amizzle April 10, 2020
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Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee
by Carltuk May 19, 2016
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Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)
by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021
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Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
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