Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Hey hey hey smoke weed every day

A saying that some people have that is the answer to most of life's problems.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know but hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

by The Fury 13 October 15, 2010

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

stink weed

when the weed smells to dank g its stink weed

“hey bro that’s some stink weed”.

by carter picklebarry May 28, 2021

weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.

“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”

by Stonercoder February 21, 2024

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 01, 2023

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 14, 2017