waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

waffle-flesh

When a person has so much cellulite, it resembles a waffle.

Fat Jane's leggings were so tight, you could see her waffle-flesh.

by Skinny Jim April 12, 2011

waffaelle

Forgotten waffles left in the toaster for days, generally as a result of hungover brain malfunctioning.

Fred: Hey bro, are you gonna eat these? They've been here since Saturday morning when you were too hung over remember that you made them.
Chip: Crap! I forgot all about those.
Fred: Waffaelle.

by slappychoppy June 10, 2011

waffenschteifl

the nickname for the STAC clan leader Carlos Masingo.

person 1: oh yeah he spanked that ass bitch whats his name?
person2: waffenschteifl!!!!

by thepanzer June 14, 2011

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011

Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.

oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!

by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011