by Maiden Man November 12, 2016
Get the Use X to landmug. In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
Get the ASSASSINS ‘R’ USmug. "Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. by anonymous February 10, 2023
Get the big fat sussy wussy among usmug. Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
by team flat us November 26, 2021
Get the Flat Usmug. A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 3, 2021
Get the can I use the restroommug. by anonymous July 30, 2024
Get the They not Like usmug.