cold turkeyy

When someone goes "cold turkey" they are giving you a cold shoulder.

She's gone cold turkeyy.

by stiastyles3 July 26, 2009

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006

Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.

I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer

by krakho December 9, 2008

turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.

I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!

by roadguy February 23, 2009

Turkey Salad

The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.

It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....

by Maz61 December 21, 2011

Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008