max

a guy who smokes a ton of weed and does massive tokes he is such a stoner

he is such a max meaning he is a stoner

by maxthecoolguy June 6, 2022

Max

A boy with a cute face and a large nutsack

Jeez he has a large nutsack

(He walks over)

Oh hi Max

by UwUbigmummy November 23, 2021

Mirror Maxing

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.

Tom was mirror maxing before his big party

by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

Max Lozina

From what you heard of this kid it is not true!! Max lozina is tall that all im going to admit.

"You are shorter than Max Lozina."

by Jack Razga October 11, 2022

Max

Dart smoker

There goes max smoking his pack of darts again

by balicker1235 November 23, 2021

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021