Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Crack aids

Someone who dont know what they're doing with their life and act like they're on crack 24/7. The aids is just a bonus to the mix. Crack + Aids = weirdo with strange obsessions that's obnoxious and wild asf

Wow, kaylee is whack bro. I think she might have crack aids.

by KrackheadK January 29, 2019

AIDS

When you stick your cock in shit and you get aids

I got aids last night from fucking a pile of shit

by dsfkljgfkjhdfgkhjfkjbvkjbcfkjc June 5, 2020

Aids

my brother

"Dad whats aids?"
"Your brother,"
"But we're twins,"
"Exactly,"

by The Broken Condom has spoken October 11, 2019

AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.

1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.

by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019

Aids

Someone or something that’s boring and/or just is trash in general

Tom “Wow that shot was aids!”
Jim: “yeah I got work on my threes”

by Catcatfricknads April 21, 2018

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025