Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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skibiti math

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around
teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.
by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 15, 2023
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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 27, 2009
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Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.
Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?
by Papa günter January 07, 2018
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math warrior

bruh you fucking math warrior it's 110
by cowic June 12, 2022
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math people

A rather mild type of slur to call people of the Asian race. It's called that way because Asians are stereotypically known to be extremely good at maths.
A: *looks at another table in a restaurant* Why the hell is there someone having raw octopus for dinner? That looks disgusting!
B: Ugh, must be those math people.
by shawtybuckwild August 13, 2023
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