testing the book

when you sneak into the bookstore and remove the barcode

i was just testing the books Mr Krabs

by I'm in 9th grade February 13, 2018

A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now

I live national eat your books day.

by Walks232 July 25, 2019

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 30, 2022

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 05, 2021

Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 07, 2018