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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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Hawaiian surprise

A “Hawaiian Surprise” is when you pause sexual intercourse by throwing a blanket over a girls head, in order to secretly put on a coconut bra and continue pounding without her knowing about your new wardrobe. Then when you’re ready you take the blanket off of her head, she’ll laugh, and her vagina will start to clench in and out for the ultimate “Hawaiian Surprise”
My friend Brennen gave Zoey a Hawaiian Surprise last night.”

Any cool guy: “Really!! No way!”
by Gucci Da Vinci January 23, 2021
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021
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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."
by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020
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