Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

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Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

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Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”

Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode

by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025

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Chewbacca chode

A penis whom may be lookin very hairy and square- Chewbacca chode

Ew don’t fuck him again he has that infamous Chewbacca chode

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025

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Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

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