smash n trash

When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.

Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.

by poony mctang July 12, 2010

No Smash February

A month in which you cannot play Smash in any way, shape or form. loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%

No Smash February

by FerloSucks December 31, 2018

Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"

A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"

by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020

smash bro

Fuck-buddy who you think of as a bro.

"I recently got a smash bro so ive been having fun with him every weekend the past few weeks"

by anonymous November 15, 2018

Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019

Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

by nixymushy April 22, 2020