Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

lets smash

play smash bros on any version or sex

"Alright johnster, lets smash!"
"WHAT THE HELL BRODY, WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS" Johnny exclaims as he leaves Brody's house

by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022

Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019

Sea Urchin Smash

Similar to the Double Dick Down Method where the man wears a strap-on to have both vaginal and anal sex. But with the Sea Urchin Smash the man also suctions a dildo onto his forehead as to also face-fuck his female partner.

The Sea Urchin Smash is so pleasurable that it's like a poison to me.

by Cocktography November 22, 2020