Scatfish

When you think you are about poop, but nothing comes out.

"I thought I had to poop but I was scatfished"

by BigBeige December 12, 2023

Saratov effect

A phenomenon where an introverted, shy, insecure person starts an unhealthy relationship with an extroverted, promiscuous, outgoing person.

These types of relationships, usually almost impossible to see, are only birthed when one of the parties is at a low point in their lives, and overall tend to happen because of one out of two reasons:

a. The extroverted party utilizes the loner as an easy way to obtain affection or sex, as they know the introvert is vulnerable and affection-starved.
b. The introverted party utilizes the socialite as an easy way to obtain affection or sex, as they know the extrovert is vulnerable and heartbroken.

Regardless, the nature of these relationships is inherently incompatible, incoherent, imbalanced, and manipulative, and thus always ends quickly (or lasts in a forced manner because of one-sided pressure from either of the parties involved).

The name of this phenomenon is named after the city of Saratov, Russia, infamous with surrounding locals for its promiscuous women and nerdy men.

A: "Have you seen that Joe is going out with Brittany? How is that possible? Brittany is so cute and Joe is ugly as sin!"
B: "It's just the Saratov effect, bro. Brittany had broken up with Chad when she took an interest in Joe."
A: "Yeah, they'll probably break up in no time..."

by actualsinner December 24, 2023

Scat cave

A clever way of saying asshole

My teacher is such a scat cave.

by Brycecreamman January 20, 2024

Scatazoo

A play on words with more emphasis on the Italian word "statazit" -

Scatazoo encompasses more meanings, almost like a word to wave off frustration in a discussion.

"Hey Noah, it's 3am let's head down to Fox woods!"

"Agh, Scatazoo Joe. I don't think that's such a good idea...."

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(Joe has a $500 wager on the New England Patriots encompassing his entire savings)

"Oh boy, Joe! The Colts are driving down the field pretty easy here......"

"Scatazoo David, okay! Scatazoo!!"

by Cal422 January 22, 2024

Scat

Fast car or vehicle

"yo this scat is fire, where'd you get it?"

by Lvxrstar84 January 24, 2024

saratonia

If you have a friend called Saratonia, you're a lucky one. She may seem spoiled, but deep down, she has the sweetest soul. She may not be the best person to vent to, but if you are straightforward advice, you can go to her. Her parents might be one of the richest people in the city.

"Saratonia is one of the richest people in your school."

by viviisv_ November 23, 2023

scat Facesitting

Taking the dominant nature of Facesitting to another level. ScatFacesitting is when one person sits on another persons face (Their entire weight pressed against the one being sat on) and directly unloads their feces into the persons mouth. This would be forced upon the one being sat on, the one shitting would be restricting their movement as much as possible and pumping as much sh*t as they can into the victims mouth.

Jasmine large ass engulfed the face of prisoner-876, she slightly gripped her own ass and moaned as her sh*t violently poured out her Anus and into the screaming victims mouth. She grabbed the prisoners hair and stuffed him deeper between her enourmous ass, muffling his choking and closing the distance between her asshole and his mouth. Her tongue dropped out her mouth in pure pleasure as she felt him swallow her shit over and over….Another prisoner fallen victim to scat Facesitting.

by FutanariSlave November 30, 2023