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Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.
Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.
by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
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Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable
"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"
by swooshhhh September 2, 2021
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Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p
Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are
by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023
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Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them
Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan
by Biggpapa3000 January 16, 2020
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stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them
bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit
by urmomlovesme123456 February 9, 2020
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rail me simp

Someone who simps for a fictional character and also wants to get railed by them.
"Im a rail me simp for ( ...) 😩"

"wow you're such a rail me simp..."
by Ner0.D0ntia September 11, 2021
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