Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.

Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.

by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021

Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay

"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"

by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021

Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable

"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"

by swooshhhh September 2, 2021

Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them

Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan

by Biggpapa3000 January 16, 2020

stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them

bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit

by urmomlovesme123456 February 9, 2020

rail me simp

Someone who simps for a fictional character and also wants to get railed by them.

"Im a rail me simp for ( ...) 😩"

"wow you're such a rail me simp..."

by Ner0.D0ntia September 11, 2021

Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.

-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!

by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020