The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.
Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!
Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008
Get the Internet self-retardationmug. A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.
by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011
Get the Retarded sex movementmug. While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.
by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009
Get the Retarded blind frogmug. Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
Get the Helmet wearing retardedmug. by Battledonutt56 September 5, 2009
Get the Efrum the Retarded Rabbitmug. people on this website who post stupid or fake definitions. Usually ones that make them think they are smart or funny. Also ones including sexism and racism.
"This Urbandictonary retard thought everytime a girl puts more than one y it meant she liked a guy."
"Did you see that definition that urbandictonary retard posted? They thought african americans were the definition of black."
"That definition that urbandictonary retard posted did not make them seem funny or smart, just retarded."
"Did you see that definition that urbandictonary retard posted? They thought african americans were the definition of black."
"That definition that urbandictonary retard posted did not make them seem funny or smart, just retarded."
by RealDefinitionsNoLie August 6, 2016
Get the Urbandictonary Retardmug. A technique for the sport Hacky Sack in which involves one player shaking his foot in a violent manner to prevent the footbag from touching the ground.
by evilwar January 15, 2009
Get the Retard Footmug.