matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013

the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.

My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.

by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016

a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020

Charlie Jean Rogers

The best person in the world. So awesome. She has the best boyfriend in the world. His name is Gunner. Gunner is her biggest fan ever and she enjoys hanging out with him more than anything ever. She truly is the coolest person alive.

When people see Charlie Jean Rogers, they're scared they might get barked at.

by taylorswifttttttttttttt November 17, 2020

ellie dodds rogers

To slightly annoy and piss off wouldn't be a good idea she will pick you

If you Ellie Dodds rogers me I won't be happy

by Dis nut empti February 20, 2021

Mack’s Robgers

A bitch who finally receives his goddamn card game in the mail and still complains about it. What a mofo

Man, I wanted to get you a nice present but you gotta be such a Mack’s Robgers about it

by Jawnnyshide March 14, 2021

John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021