Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014

Phone UnBuster

A Phone Repair Technician Who Has Fixed Over 9000 Cell Phones!

Oh No! We Will Need A Phone UnBuster To Fix Our Entire Families Phone In Less Than 1 Hour!!

by Phone UnBusters August 10, 2018

Mistah Phone

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.

"Mistah Phone."

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

phone cut

to cut the side of someone's face from their temple to their chin in a curved slash

If you don't give me the money you owe me, I'll give you a phone cut b**ch

by concerned.email July 17, 2015

star trek phone

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.

I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.

Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.

by whitey803 March 30, 2013