Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Phone tuff

Someone who sits in the living room threatening people.

You know what you are mate your phone tuff, weak and gay at the same time.

by Dave steenson September 10, 2019

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

phone manners

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.

"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"

by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007

Phone afterglow

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex

Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.

by smendler March 13, 2018

Mantalk Stop-Phone

When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.

Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.

by O-town Daddy October 11, 2013