Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

Racking The Pipes

Pushing the accelerator on a running but parked or fully braked motor vehicle in order to create a very audible sound from the exhaust pipes.

The driver of the hot rod was racking the pipes and woke up the whole neighborhood.

by seventhrowscreamer March 13, 2017

Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

Burst like a pipe

A derogatory term used against someone with great intellectual knowledge. This person may be speculated to be some type of robot or AI. When they burst all knowledge spews out from them to be absorbed by those around them.

Dean is going to burst like a pipe.

by Village Chief August 8, 2025

Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com July 15, 2017

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012